Milk Everyone my age (30) seems to remember this advert: two boys come in from football practice feeling thirsty. One has a typical soft drink, the other opts for milk.
Boy 1: Milk! Eurgh!
Boy 2: Ian Rush says, that if I don't drink milk, when I grow up, I'll be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley.
Boy 1: Accrington Stanley? Who are they?
Boy 2: Exactly. Oi, gerroff!
Boy 1: Gimme some!
I suspect Accrington Stanley never lived this one down...